new Jesus video uncovered in Qumran

Earlier today, in the same area that the Dead Sea Scrolls were found, an authentic video was discovered in a clay pot in cave 5 in Qumran of Jesus and his disciples.  The video sheds much life on what Jesus and his disciples not only really looked like, but also what they sounded like.  Archeologist say this could be the greatest discovery sinceÉ well the discovery that Jesus was not in the cave he was buried in some two thousand years ago.  The video, which is just over two minutes long, has Christians all across the globe proclaiming to the world, ÔHere is your long awaited evidence non-Christian worldÕ, while non-Christians are claiming that Jesus sounds kind of funny.  Found just days before Easter, the holiest of Christian holidays, it is more than mere coincidence.  To view the newly discovered video, click below.